{"id":26,"date":"2005-06-10T15:04:56","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/news.brentnorris.net\/blog\/?p=26"},"modified":"2005-06-10T15:05:34","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:05:34","slug":"who-says-those-biology-classes-were-a-waste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/archives\/26","title":{"rendered":"Who says those Biology classes were a waste?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran into a snake today in the yard.<\/p>\n<p>Once I saw it I used my knowledge of snakes to classify it as a poisionous snake.  I quickly went in a retreived a shovel from the garage.  After deftly seperating the snakes head from the rest of the snake&#8217;s body with only 6-10 quick strokes.  Unfortunately, after stopping the <del datetime=\"2005-06-10T15:53:0205:00\">wild<\/del> swings I noticed that I had previously incorrectly identified the snake.  It was in fact a <strong>dead<\/strong> snake, which I then realized was not poisionous at all.  Ah, well, such is life I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should attempt to augment my classes of snakes from &#8220;poisionous and dead&#8221; to something more accurately depicting the different types of snakes&#8230; Nah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran into a snake today in the yard. Once I saw it I used my knowledge of snakes to classify it as a poisionous snake. I quickly went in a retreived a shovel from the garage. After deftly seperating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/archives\/26\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[156],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-biology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}