{"id":267,"date":"2004-03-16T11:24:24","date_gmt":"2004-03-16T17:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/?p=267"},"modified":"2004-03-16T11:24:24","modified_gmt":"2004-03-16T17:24:24","slug":"completely-original-redneck-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/archives\/267","title":{"rendered":"Completely Original Redneck Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Original thread from my old forums<\/p>\n<p>If you have ever set the headliner of your car on fire while listening to Freebird<\/p>\n<p>I swear to you I was pulling into the parking lot today at the high school and was listening to Freebird on the radio. I pull up next to a car and look over to see this high school kid sitting in his car with his lighter out and the flame on.<\/p>\n<p>I thought for sure there was no way he was sitting there listening to freebird on the same station with his lighter out. Stopped my car and shut off the radio&#8230;. sure enough, freebird was still playing in his car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Original thread from my old forums If you have ever set the headliner of your car on fire while listening to Freebird I swear to you I was pulling into the parking lot today at the high school and was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/archives\/267\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","category-junk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brentnorris.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}